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The Order of the Pineapple
aka DisOrder of the Pineapple
begun by Earth Chapter One of the
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
in 1982 CE
1980s
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The Order of the Pineapple was first presented on Monday, 18 January 1982, or 18
Chaos 3148.  Actually, a pineapple was handed by the members of the original Ĕk-sĕn-
trĭks Cluborguild to the group's co-founder and vice president known as Alien.  The
founding president was known as Zeus.
"The (Ĕk-sĕn-trĭks Cluborguild) was accepted by the Student Government Association of a
small college in California on Monday, 16 November 1981 (Setting Orange, 28 Aftermath
3147). The founders of this chapter were known by their member names of Zeus* (Founding
President) and Alien (Co-Founding Vice President). The school is listed in notes as Mount
Santa Juanita College (nicknamed ‘Mount Mickey Mouse’), but as no record of any such
institution has been found, that’s probably not its real name. But the college is, or at least
was, real.

"By reliable accounts, Alien was president of the college’s Student Government Association,
not surprisingly under a name different than ‘Alien.’ Zeus, under a different name, was
parliamentarian, which was rather strange considering Zeus was about as unparliamentary
as one could imagine.

"On one day in October or November of 1981, the two held a secret discussion while alone
in the student government office. During that clandestine conference, they decided to form a
new and very different group at the college. Its purpose as later stated in its constitution was
‘the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies.’ But its true original
purpose was never revealed.

"The Founders couldn’t decide on whether to call it a club or guild. They finally agreed to
call it both, and the Ĕk-sĕn-trĭks Cluborguild was conceived. (Yes, it was originally called
‘Cluborguild,’ not ‘CluborGuild.’"
-- used by permission from a nearly-final draft of
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1983 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1982 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1984 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ELLANIE M
LAURIE T
ELLANIE M
(ECG name unknown)
LAURIE T
(ECG name unknown)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1986 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1985 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1987 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ORIGINAL AWARDS
given by Earth Chapter One
of the
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
PINEAPPLE ARROW AWARDS
given by The Merry Archers of
Paganus Grimlove
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1988 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1989 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
For many years, we did not have an official listing for awards given between 1988 and 1990.  However, in late 2012 we
got a close as we could get.  We received a list from Paganus Grimlove the Uncanonized, founder of The Merry Archers
of Paganus Grimlove.  Paganus claims to be Zeus, founding president of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild. The list had been
lost for many years, then found during a move or a yard sale; we aren't sure which.  1990 marks the only year the award
was given posthumously and possibly the first year the award was given to someone who was not a member of the
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild.  If Paganus Grimlove is actually Zeus, this may mean e received the award twice.