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The 29th annual award (28th anniversary) was given on 18 January 2010, or 18 Chaos
3176.  Neither recipient was a member of the original Ek-sen-triks Cluborguild, the
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild, or any other form of the
While not planned that way, 2010 became the year of the professors. Professors Cramulus
and Mu-Chao were both major contributors to Discordianism. And both lent a hand more
than once.
Professor Mu-Chao: formerly known as Prince Mu-Chao, is responsible for creating the
23 Apples of Eris which appears at One of the most popular Discordian
sites, it slowly faded until a revival and a redo brought it back to full strength in 2009. E
has contributed to many Discordian works; you can see some of Mu-Chao's work at We would like especially to point out The Jake that Changed a
World, where an effort begun by Mu-Chao led to Planet X being named Planet Eris Also see es bio at While not a member of the D & D of the ECG or the
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild, e helped spread the word and has done work specifically for
the D & D of the ECG.
Professor Mu-Chao
Professor Cramulus
Professor Cramulus: formerly known as Pirate Dan, is responsible for OMGASM or
Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Missions, PosterGASM, and for being the first
editor of the Discordian magazine
Intermittens. E moderated the Black Iron Prison wiki
at, edited the second edition book of the BIP found at, and has contributed to several Discordian works.
You can see es bio at Cramulus. While not a member of the D &
D of the ECG or the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild, e helped spread the word and has been
a voice for reason in Discordian fire fests that threaten to really split us apart where we
aren't sticking together.
Professor Cramulus

I hung out with my old
cabalmate Nomad and
had a hawaiian pizza.
mini-reunion, which is
like a regular reunion but
with less obnoxious
shouting and carrying on.

errrrrrrr, I take that
back, we did a ton of
shouting and carrying

the pineapple pizza
was delish.
Professor Mu-Chao

Thank you... thank
you... please... thank

Okay, first of all, I want to
thank my agent, Jerry
Finklestein... without you I
would still be eating out of
garbage cans, smoking
cigarette butts off the street
corner, and shooting up cat
urine for cheap kicks. And
thanks to the Academy for
picking me... you know,
Happy Fun Ball said it was
an honor just to get
nominated, but if you look
at the faces of the losers in
the audience, you'll see no
honor, only shame. Look at
barely holding it together!

Being a Discordian is a
tricky thing to excel at,
but when my
grandpappy held me
on his knee and told
me that I could be
anything I wanted in
life, I knew that I
wanted to do as close
to nothing as possible,
and get accolades and
glorious paychecks for
it. Here are the
grandpappy, the
money will surely follow

Hail Eris! All Hail

I'm King of the Disney
The image of Pat Pineapple in the background is by
Toby Bruno and used with permission.  We released
the white textured wallpaper into the public domain.
The fourth group to award the
Order of the Pineapple long
claimed to be the second group.
This was the Discordian Division of
the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild, and it
started with the original award's
25th anniversary.
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